Thai Golden Escorts

 FAQ

This FAQ section should help you with a variety of Frequently Asked Questions our customers have asked over time. And, there is some advice on the “Thai Sin City Experience” - how to have a great, memorable experience with our delightful, fun, smart, sexy Thai Golden Escort Girls.

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Porn Star Experience vs Girl Friend Experience

The Girl Friend Experience (GFE):
The girlfriend esxperience (GFE) is kind of like the perfect holiday you have with your girlfriend, without all the complications. Instead, you have just days of joy and satisfaction! And, the big plus is the girls love it as well... the perfect holiday! The only thing to remember is to keep it realistic. This is a fantasy experience, don’t spoil it by bringing it into the real world. Let it be a Hollywood holiday.. a Hollywood movie experience- it usually is.

Imagine the perfect girlfriend.. she sucks your cock in the morning. Then she gets up, makes breakfast, does the washing, makes the bed, cleans the room. After that, she brings your favorite drink to you in front of the TV (or in bed, or on the beach). At that time, maybe you are ready for another round with her. That, in a nutshell, is the girl friend experience booking (GFE).

You can go out to the islands, lounge on the beaches, play frisbee, go to the pub, go out dancing with your beautiful girl friend whenever you like. She would love nothing better than a nice meal, a movie, and uninterrupted sex for the next 8 hours.. then sleep until afternoon. It’s the stuff you only see in the movies.. perfect!

And, the beauty of the GFE is that you leave it at that.. absolutely perfect. A memory to cherish for ever, before returning to the reality of life at home. What more do you want?

The Porn Star Experience (PSE)
We have all watched porn and many of us still do. Some love it, some don’t. But, for those of us that love it, it looks like the ultimate. “If only I could that” is the dream we often imagine. Well, you can live that fantasy! Just book it and do whatever you like! Video it, take photos of it, do the wildest things you can imagine and record it for sweet, sexy memories!

Unfortunately, PSE sometimes comes with a little price tag, depending on what you want to do. The choice is literally yours, “no holes barred”, so to speak. Fill her three holes with cock and cum all day, all night long. Note- not all girls do PSE! But, for those who do PSE, WATCH OUT! Our Thai Golden Escort girls that do PSE absolutely LOVE IT and will WEAR YOU OUT!

Take it all the way, bring a friend and go wild. Or, have 2, 3 or as many girls as you like! Straight girls, bi-sexual girls or full-on lesbian girls, the choice is yours! Oral sex, deep throat, gang bangs, threesomes (FMF/ MFM), anal sex, dildos, cum don’t cum, BDSM- - - the only limit is your imagination and your stamina!

A couple of drinks to get everyone into the party mood. Once you get going, there is no stopping your sexual feeding frenzy! Go, go, go all day or all night long..literally as long as you can last! 4 times, 8 times, a dozen times in a full-on “shag fest”, “fuck fest”, “sport-fucking” session to the max! Have it all, simply because you can with our amazing, beautiful, sex goddesses- our Thai Golden Escort girls.

So, do you think you are up for it? Want the “beast” brought out in you? Get as naughty and dirty as you want? Cum, cum, cum anywhere you want, as many times as you want? Go for it! Be a porn star!

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Why use a Professional Escort Agency in Thailand?

Why indeed use an escort agency, most people would ask. Thailand is Thailand, girls are a dime a dozen. Why use a professionally-managed escort agency? Well, there are several very important reasons to consider using Thai Golden Escorts:

1. Convenience: You browse our selective menu of Golden Girls that are “screened & clean”, you simply choose your afternoon and evening delight. All Thai Golden Escorts in our Golden Girls gallery are 100% guaranteed. Meaning, every photo you see on there is 100% authentic. The girl you see in the gallery is the girl that is going to be knocking on your hotel door in the next hour or so. And that is guaranteed, if she doesn’t look like her pictures on the website, your booking is free! No photo-shopping, no B.S. What you see is what you get. Guaranteed!

2. Service: Guaranteed service is something that is sadly lacking in any city in Thailand- be that Phuket, Bangkok, or Pattaya. On the profile of every girl you see on a professional escort agency’s website, you will see a list of all the services provided by the girl. Some of those services come at an extra cost, of course, but you get what you pay for. Any problems? Call the office and it will be fixed. If you and the girls really cannot get along, she can be replaced. Service is 100% guaranteed. This is why almost half of our customers are return customers, and almost 40% of customers that have used us , used us more than once.

3. Security: No girl is going to be cheating , stealing or drugging you. Thai Golden Escorts is a well-established and well-respected escort agency based in Phuket and we have a very good reputation for being an honest and trustworthy business. We pride our ourselves on quality and service excellence. Our Golden Girls are well looked after, safe, and well paid. If there are any issues you have with our Golden Girls, all you have to do is call the office and everything will be sorted out in no time.

4. STD’s: Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are no joke. We take this issue seriously for our “screened & clean” Thai Golden Escorts- our Golden Girls. No fake heath certificates and other fake documents for Thai Golden Escorts. All the girls documentation can be checked and verified at local health clinics/ hospitals. Our girls are checked once a month, both for their health and, most importantly, for YOUR health. Only safe sex is practiced and a “clean bill of health” is guaranteed. You will NOT get that guarantee picking up girls at a hotel bar, clubbing, or roaming at so-called “girly bars”.

5. Discretion: “Discretion” is our mantra at Thai Golden Escorts. What happens in your room, stays in your room. And, discussing customers with staff members, or anyone else, is cause for instant dismissal. Your secrets are your secrets and they are safe with us. All bookings are done as discreetly and privately as humanly possible.

6. You get what you pay for: Getting what you want is a customer’s right that is sadly lacking all over Thailand. You are promised the world and you leave disappointed time after time, wherever you met the girl of your dreams. Believe us, thousands of people are “ripped off / fraudulently deceived” every day! Professional, reputable escort agencies can assure you of a “drama-free” experience. And, more importantly, we provide great “value for money”! Remove the bar entry fee and lady-drink prices (often 1,000’s THB) from our booking prices and is it really more expensive? Generally, not!! Additionally, with us you get to specify exactly what you require from your booking and everything is confirmed and settled before your escort arrives at your hotel. There are no surprises for either you or your escort. No disappointments, no dead fish, no starfish experiences. In the unlikely event that you are not happy with your escort or the service, we are a phone call away and will deal will any problems you might have. At Thai Golden Escorts you get exactly what you pay for…. every time! GUARANTEED, no less!

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A FIRST TIMER’S GUIDE TO THAI ESCORTS

If you’re new to Thai Golden Escorts, or have simply never used an escort service before, you may be feeling an anxious mixture of nerves and excitement. The truth is, there is absolutely no need to feel nervous. Instead, you should feel confident and be excited about the amazing experience your about to have with one of our “screened & clean” Golden Girls!

We fully understand that not everyone is a seasoned professional, and what may be routine for some, can be an anxious experience for others. This is especially true when you are not sure who or what to expect. That is why you can feel confident that Thai Golden Escorts is ready to serve your needs and wishes, we want to put your mind to rest with our first timer’s guide regards using a Thai escort service:

1. Choose the right hotel: First things first. If you’re going to take escorts to your Thai hotel room, you need to make sure you booked a hotel that is “escort friendly” and allows you to take girls to your room without adding on extra charges.

Fortunately, many Thai hotels are “escort friendly” and will allow you to have multiple guests to your room. Please ask us for our guide to "escort friendly” hotels in Thailand for more information.

Our Golden Girls are extremely experienced in meeting first-timer customers and always dress and act very discreetly when entering and leaving hotels and apartments.

2. Decide what you want: One way to make sure you get the most out of your first Thai escort experience is to know what you want. If you have any specific acts or requests, or even have a strong idea of how you want your escort to dress (in lingerie or a naughty schoolgirl uniform), don’t hesitate to tell us in advance so that we can make sure you get exactly what you want.

Many first timers tend to be very shy and aren’t open about what they want, or even fail to tell us because they are nervous. Believe me, we have heard and arranged everything before and we are totally un-shockable! We are not interested in judging our customers, we simply want to make you happy! That is our business- we are here to please you, our customer! So, please do tell us your desires, so that we can ensure you get the experience you are looking for.

3. Choose the right girl: Most first timers tend to browse our website, look at the pictures, and decide which girl they want without reading the details. While it is a very good idea to decide which girls you find most attractive, it’s also very important to be flexible and have an open mind. You must look carefully at what the girl you like “can and cannot” do (e.g. if you want PSE or anal, make sure she can do it).

When you book your chosen Golden Girl and tell us which girl(s) you like, also let us know what type of Rates & Services you want. We can then make sure that your first choice of girl(s) can perform for you. If we know the kind of girl you like, and what you want to do, we may be able to make a better suggestion.

Looks and attraction are obviously very important in order to have a great first experience. But, chemistry is equally important. If you are looking for specific services such as anal or BDSM, but you select a girl who doesn’t specialize in either, we will be sure to let you know and make alternative suggestions for you. If you simply book a girl without telling us more details of what you want/ wish for, you may end up disappointed, as she may not be able to give you what you want.

4. Take it slowly: Most importantly, you need to relax and enjoy the experience. Trust us when we say you’re going to have an amazing time. Our girls are extremely first-timer friendly, and they will know how to make you feel relaxed and comfortable.

Once the booking starts, the time is yours, you can start by having a few drinks and friendly conversation. Or, maybe you’d prefer to let our escorts give you a sensual massage to ease your tension and get you in the mood (some of our girls are fully trained in erotic Nuru massage!). And, when you do feel ready for action, things will get wet and wild!

5. Book with confidence: We firmly believe that the key to having a great first experience is communication, preparation, and finding the right girl. We pride ourselves on our customer services and will do everything we can to insure you get the right girl and everything goes to plan. If we know you are nervous and it is your first experience, we will make sure to send you someone who is newbie friendly and will know exactly how to ease your nervousness and give you a night of pleasure you’ll never forget!

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Essential Thai phrases for visiting Thailand

No question, you will have a more enjoyable time when visiting Thailand if you make at least a basic attempt at a few words and phrases, the locals will really appreciate it. Thai can be complex with five different tones, but it’s best not to worry about those for now and just try your best with the phrases below. Bear in mind that at the end of a polite sentence, Thai men use the polite particle “khrap”, while women say “ka”. Also, the word for “me/I” is “pom” for a man and “chan” for a woman.

Another thing to remember is that when Thai is transliterated into English, it is rarely pronounced as written. Therefore, we have included phonetic transliterations in parentheses to help you. It is definitely worth downloading some translation apps on your phone to help you if you get stuck. Also bear in mind that the consonants “R” and “L” can be fluid and sound very much like one another when a Thai person is speaking.

The key thing is not to be shy and give the phrases a go! You might not get it right first time, but the effort will be greatly appreciated!

Hello – Sawasdee Khrap (sa-wat-dee kap)

How are you? - Sabaidee mai (sa-bai-dee my)

What is your name? - Chuu alai khrap (chew a-lai kap)

My name is… - Chuu kawng pom…. (chew kong pom…)

No problem! - Mai bpen rai khrap (my pen rai kap)

Go to the airport please – Bai sanambin khrap (by sa-nam-bin kap)

Eat – gin (prounced with a hard “g”, sounds like kin)

Drink – duum (pronounced with your tongue at the bottom of your mouth and your mouth smiling not puckering)

Smoke a cigarette – Suup buri (soup bull-ee)

I am Italian – Pom bpen kon italien (pom pen kon ita-li-en)

You are very beautiful – Khun suay maak (koon sue-aye mark)

How much? - Tao rai (tau lai?)

Would you like a drink? - Khun yaak duum mai (koon yak doom my)

Where is the toilet? - Hawng nam yoo tii nai khrap (hong nam you tee nye kap)

I prefer ladies with large breasts – Pom chawp puying num yai (pom chorp poo-ying noom yai)

I like older ladies – Pom chawp puying gae (pom chorp poo-ying gair)

I would like two ladies – Ao song puying khrap (ao song poo-ying kap)

Am I handsome to you? - Pom law mai (pom law my)

My hotel is the Hyatt – Rong raem kong pom bpen Hyatt (low-ng lairm kong pom pen Hyatt)

I am hungry – Pom hiu khao (pom hew cow)

I am drunk – Pom mao (pom mao (mao sounds like cow))

I want to go home – Yaak bai glap baan (yak bai ga-barn)

I like Thailand very much – Pom chawp bprathet Thai maak maak (pom chorp ba-tait Thai mark mark)

Would you like to come to my hotel? - Yaak bai rong raerm kong pom mai (yak bai low-ng lairm kong pom my)

Can I meet you tomorrow? - Prungni pom pobgan khun dai mai (pung-nii pom pob-gan koon die my)

Do you have email? - Mii email mai (me email my)

You are a lot of fun – Khun sanuk maak (koon sa-nook mark)